Darn Good Sweatpants

JUST BLACK SWEATS; THAT’S IT
Nap-ready inside, errand-ready outside. One pair, zero excuses.

  3-End fleece, cotton face — brushed soft on the inside, smooth and lint-proof on the outside.

  65 / 35 cotton-poly blend — keeps shape after “one more episode” turns into five.

  5-thread seams + ribbed gusset — squat, sprawl, sprint; the stitching stays chill.

  Elastic waistband + flat drawcord — cinch once, forget forever.

  Cuffed legs — hems stay clear of puddles and bike chains.

  Two front pockets, one rear — phone, keys, random snack, all accounted for.

Pull them on, leave the house, or don’t, either way, you’re covered.

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